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every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

dashingthroughyourass:

hotwhiteguy:

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car

pettycrocker:

"Yeah bae i can take it"

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*sticks the tip in*

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persuasivelanguage:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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Yuuuus